Worst Moment Ever

Today I went to dump my chamber pot out in the pit toilet. Unfortunately, it had been raining, and my stairs were slippery. My feet lost their grip and wildly flew out from under me. As if in slow motion, the bucket flew in the air, flipped over, and tumbled on top of me. All I could think about, as I lay covered in my own urine, is how much the world hates me. Damn I miss indoor plumbing. All those who have it remember this as you take fro granted your ability to flush a toilet.