Measures of Beauty

In the U.S. I showered every morning and always wore makeup regardless of whether or not I was just hanging around the house or going out. My how times change.

Through strict mathematical calculations I have discovered that if I put my hair in a French braid I can get away with washing my hair twice a week (I look really hot on Wednesday and Saturday with my clean hair). It’s amazing how contending with a bucket bath will change your standards.